Tree Hates You
About Tree Hates You
So you finish a picnic and start walking home. It’s just a normal path in the woods, nothing special, just trees everywhere. Should be easy. Yeah, not really.
Something’s Wrong
At some point, you notice branches moving when they shouldn’t. One swings at you out of nowhere. Then another. It doesn’t feel random anymore. It feels like the trees are actually trying to mess with you.
Watch Everything
You can’t just walk straight anymore. You have to pay attention to everything. Some trees bend like they’re about to trip you. Others drop apples, and for some reason, those explode when they hit the ground. So now even the stuff falling from above is dangerous.
It Gets Worse
Some trees don’t stay in one place. You look away, and they’re closer. A few even move toward you. And then there are ones that just stand there until suddenly they shoot splinters at you. At that point, it’s not even surprising anymore, just annoying and stressful.
Just Leave
You can see the end of the path, but everything speeds up like the forest is trying one last time to stop you. You just keep moving, dodging whatever comes at you. Then you’re out. Everything goes back to normal as if nothing happened. The trees are just trees again. But yeah, you’re probably not having a picnic there again.
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